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(Duet with Barb Wire)

 

Christmas is a magic time of year / Because it makes my paycheck disappear

Everybody’s full of cheer and hope / Has anybody seen my bag of dope

The time of year for family and friends / I can’t believe it’s Christmas time again

 

Look at all the snowflakes falling down / There’s not one set of tire chains in town

I love the way it glistens in the trees / Shoveling snow is tearing up my knees

I’ve got these stupid cards I need to send / I can’t believe it’s Christmas time again

 

I know you like to watch the big parade

You always eat that fruitcake that I made

Let me put a twinkle in your eye

Some people from the church are stopping by

 

We’re the first ones on the block to hang the lights / Call 911 – I think I’ve got frostbite

Let’s go to the woods and cut a tree / I’d rather stay at home and watch TV

I wish the holidays would never end / I can’t believe it’s Christmas time again

I think I’m finally going ‘round the bend / I can’t believe it’s Christmas time again

I can’t believe it’s Christmas time again

I can’t believe it’s Christmas time again