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People let me tell ya ‘bout what happened last season

My girl Miss Carol left me and here’s the reason

She joined a Chorus singing door to door

Then I learned my Carol was a filthy whore

 

So let me introduce to you my ex Miss Carol

Come on come on and meet my ex Miss Carol

 

She had to harmonize with this dude named Brenner

Word around town this guy was a pretty slick tenor

A North face cap and lift tickets hanging on his coat

She musta loved his year round tan and his golden throat

 

So let me introduce to you my ex Miss Carol

Come on Come on and meet my ex Miss Carol

 

Singing songs about baby Jesus and Santa Clause

Then feeling up Carol, with his mitten paws

Jingle bells, batman smells, Gabriel, what the hell

It’s the time for giving, and I understand she gave it well

 

So let me introduce to you my ex Miss Carol

Come on Come on and meet my ex Miss Carol

So let me introduce to you my ex Miss Carol

Come on Come on and meet my ex Miss Carol