Sha La La La (Don’t Come Home This Christmas)

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Snow and ice are clogging up the city streets

I’ve got four bald tires and my engine’s leaking anti-freeze

I should be sad, but that’s ok

Wasn’t going Christmas shoppin’ anyway

You can make my Christmas wish come true

 

Sha La La La don’t come home this Christmas

Oh Oh Oh I’d rather be alone

In your poofy coat and stupid hat

I just can’t have none of that so

Sha la la la don’t come home this Christmas

 

You make too much noise, and your breath smells of day old nog

Eat up all my food and leave nothing but your Yule log

Why must you make be part of your holiday bash

And return all my gifts for a wad of cash

Only one thing I want from you this year

 

Sha La La La don’t come home this Christmas

Oh Oh Oh I’d rather be alone

In your poofy coat and stupid hat

I just can’t have none of that so

Sha la la la don’t come home this Christmas

 

A time for sharing joy and cheer.  If you’ll just stay away this year

 

Sha La La La don’t come home this Christmas

Oh Oh Oh I’d rather be alone

In your poofy coat and stupid hat

I just can’t have none of that so

Sha la la la don’t come home this Christmas