You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit for Christmas

 

The twenty-fifth of December will be here soon

All the pretty lights, and a merry Christmas tune

But you children of mine, put away your cheer

‘Cause you ain’t getting shit for Christmas this year

Your mom makes you cookies and you whine about the nuts

By the glow of the tree you kick each other’s butts

Santa and me are watching, so you should fear

You ain’t getting shit for Christmas this year

 

You ask for too much, then you act like a turd

To buy what you want I’d have to be Thurston Howell the Third

When he gets to our house, St. Nick should pause

I’d take back your presents if I was Santa Claus

 

The morning of Christmas, you might as well sleep in

No boxes, no gifts, no stockings

You’ll just hear the sound of me cracking a beer

‘Cause you ain’t getting shit for Christmas this year

Your mother and I have had it up to here

So you ain’t getting shit for Christmas this year

 

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